I am now seeing whisky in my Safeway ads. I am a happy woman.

This is my face.

I’ve probably made the worst decision, but I don’t care. Life is about taking risks, I’ve called out of work for the past 3 days, I’m sick. But I never want to go back again. I’m searching for a new one now and will probably pick up a waitress job or something close like McDonald’s..

I’m stupid, who cares.

Pretty sure I’m going to non-chalantly call in again to work. And I’m pretty sure they’re going to fire me. And I’m very sure I don’t give a shit.

corgiaddict:

http://thingsonhazelshead.tumblr.com/

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Adam -> http://belligerenceandbeauty.tumblr.com/

Omfg

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theniftyfifties:

Gene Kelly and Cyd Charisse in ‘Singin’ in the Rain’, 1952.

So beautiful. My favorite movie.

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messr:

-ryan:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

omFG i want a relationship like this.

OH MY GOD.

Dating, you’re doing it right.

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starkinglyhandsome:

abstractbody:

meowingtontcat:

Taxidermy.

that wildcat at the bottom is my icon to like everything

if i had money i’d buy more bad taxidermy than good

HOLY

Holy..

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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Cool, I can’t wait to be out of school and in an OFFICE making BANK. The retail job isn’t cutting it for me, and I want to kill myself right now. I’m sick and coughing up junk.. call my boss a few minutes ago, and she’s going to write me up for calling in twice within like, 3 weeks of eachother. I didn’t call out once this month, it was in April when I had no vehicle. If they want to lay me off like Walmart did after 3 months, go right fucking ahead. I’ll just go to food banks for food and live off of my financial aid until I get a real career in the field I love.
I just wish retail was fair to its workers. Guess I’ll just have to keep on truckin’, boss lady is just jealous because she doesn’t get to sleep all day and do homework like me? Haha, right.
My boss called me about ten minutes ago, asking me if I could work at 9… And I told her no, because I just called in… She told me I needed to call earlier… I called at 7:08… So I said I did… Because I did….. Then she said okay bye. Then calls me back and is like,”You already called me didn’t you? You’re Amanda I, not Amanda Shroeder, huh?”

She then apologized and was trying to cover my shift with me… Wow, ditzy..

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